The ghost of Smithville Inn and Brothel

Standing on the green at Smithville, I can feel the ghost near. She is naked and beckons me to be a new customer at the old Smithville Inn and brothel. I went with her, and all I can say is sex with the dead is fabulous.

Zombie Washington

When the war was going badly, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson decided to kill Washington. But what they did was save the war as Washington returned as a zombie. The Brits never had a chance.